Shotgun Wedding

I’m in Arkansas for my cousin’s wedding. It’s the night before he is to be given away in marriage. We’ll see if Ashley is crazy enough to marry Jordan. I expect to have a fun time at the wedding. Jordan got on to me today for not bringing my plus one, he told my brothers that since I was taken that one of them had to bring a date. So we got him a gift…a book…”The Good Sex Guide”. And then we got him a card…a congrats for having a baby card. So we’re going to write about how our book will result in the card…yeh I know, we’re HILARIOUS.

Been Awhile

It's been awhile since I've updated this blog. I guess the only reason I'm really doing it now is because this is the only blog that seems to work here at JPMorgan. I would be working, but I have nothing to really work on and I don't really feel like reading right now. So just went to costume parties gallore this past weekend and it was fun. A lot of drinking and then dancing on some stage. I heard I didn't do much on the stage, but what do you expect, I'm not much of a dancer and a lot less of one when my balance isn't all there.

Also I'm living in a new house that Sophia and I actually bought! I love the place and right now our roommate is Thomas. He's a good roomy. I mean he's weird, but he washes dishes and cooks. So overall, like I said before, he's a good roomy. Yummy, our dog, has done a number on the wood floors. So now she is wearing plastic toe nails...yeh I know sounds weird, but effective nonetheless.

Well that's all I really feel like typing. So PEACE OUT!

New Year's a Comin'

So curious what's new? This week Diana is in town. I support that she will be drunk 4 more times before she even leaves. She has a problem with alchohol. Sohel is leaving for London some time later today, that ought to be interesting. I forgot to buy him an English Dictionary so he could talk to all the natives.
Nothing much else is new...There is a party on Saturday that everyone is invited to, give me a call if you don't know where the place is. Should be a blast...unless you don't drink...then it'll still be a blast, it's just no one will really be laughing at you because you won't be trying to break dance on carpet or something equally as stupid.
Right now I'm just killing time at work, dag nab work! Best get back to it. See all you bored bastards later.

Next Step

So I'm considered employed now, hired on to JP Morgan. Celebrated the greate news with much alchohol and friends. Thx for all those who came out and drank it up with me, I had a great time with you all. JP should be interesting, that is as long as I pass this semester to get my diploma.
My professors are all evil so I might not even get to pass. Got a stats prof that is evil because he wants us to memorize over 30 equations, but only use one on the test for a third of the test grade. And a multimedia professor who just gets a kick out of seeing us squirm. Oh well I'm sure I can pull off at least a D in both classes. I doubt the professors will show me any kindness because I never go to class! Haven't been in about two weeks. haha, oh well I'll be fine. Well I'm off to do what it is I do best. I'm not sure what that is, but I'm off to do it, so have a wonderful week off of school to all those that go to class.

School's Evil

Well Hell week is over for me. Three Interviews, Two Tests, Two Papers, Two Projects is all it takes to constitute a Hell week. If you're in Computer Science and in my Multimedia class, then you should know that a 10 hour test is reDUNKulous and most likely the longest test I'll ever take, EVER. This semester is such a disappointment, as far as academic wise. I am learning nothing, or at least, nothing of great use. Oh well.
So I have a baby shower to go to this Saturday. Why? You ask...well here's a short story, entitled, "Sophia is Crazy", by Joseph.

Sophia is Crazyby: Joseph
Sophia has a coworker who's pregnant. She ended up buying two baby shower cards because she couldn't decide between the two. So my Uncle just recently got married to a woman we barely know, and we don't really hang out with my Uncle that much anyways. Turns out they're preagnant. So Sophia decides to call up my Mom and ask if she is going to be nice, family oriented and going to give my Uncle's "friendless" wife a baby shower. So in other words she guilts my Mom into calling up my new Aunt and asking her if she wanted a baby shower. Turns out she already has one coming up with her crazy Korean friends...but she agrees to have one with us. So NOW not only is everyone in MY family going to meet up Saturday for a baby shower no one really wants to attend, but we are throwing a baby shower for an Aunt who didn't even invite us to her original baby shower, all because Sophia found a baby shower card that she just had to buy WITH no one to give it to. And that is why Sophia is crazy!

Equation

I guess since this is a Girls are Evil blog I should write the equation that proves the whole theory.

We all agree that girls take up time and money, hence:

Girls = Time x Money

And we know that Time is Money

Time = Money

So then we can replace Time with money.

Girls = Money x Money or Girls = Money²

And we all know the famously true saying, "Money is the root of all evil."

sqrt(Evil) = Money or Evil = Money²

So that you can simplify the equation to...

Girls = Evil

So there you have it, the proof that Girls Are in fact Evil. It's undisputable.

First Post

Well I think I'll be sending this blog out to friends, so if you see this you are a friend I suppose. I just wanted to see what we could do in blogs, for those of you who don't know, it's sorta like AIM, accept it all posts to the internet for all to read. Well I guess we'll see how this turns out.