Equation

I guess since this is a Girls are Evil blog I should write the equation that proves the whole theory.

We all agree that girls take up time and money, hence:

Girls = Time x Money

And we know that Time is Money

Time = Money

So then we can replace Time with money.

Girls = Money x Money or Girls = Money²

And we all know the famously true saying, "Money is the root of all evil."

sqrt(Evil) = Money or Evil = Money²

So that you can simplify the equation to...

Girls = Evil

So there you have it, the proof that Girls Are in fact Evil. It's undisputable.