Shotgun Wedding

I’m in Arkansas for my cousin’s wedding. It’s the night before he is to be given away in marriage. We’ll see if Ashley is crazy enough to marry Jordan. I expect to have a fun time at the wedding. Jordan got on to me today for not bringing my plus one, he told my brothers that since I was taken that one of them had to bring a date. So we got him a gift…a book…”The Good Sex Guide”. And then we got him a card…a congrats for having a baby card. So we’re going to write about how our book will result in the card…yeh I know, we’re HILARIOUS.